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Sparklebumpsthebookwhore · The thoughts and misadventures of a histrionic book thief
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I think I could walk into a big bookstore with $10k and leave with change for a dollar and big-ass cart.
Yeah, I wouldn’t even have change left…
If I had all the money in the world, id pay all my debts off, buy a massive house in the middle of nowhere and retreat surrounded by all the great movies of time. and host large gatherings of like minded film people to savour them all.
And of course I would be invited… I would do that too, minus the large gatherings, since I don’t really like people, you know.
For crissakes, don’t forget Christopher Moore.
and Chuck Palahniuk, and Wally Lamb, and John Sandford. I could keep going, you know.
Sure, if you wanna be all serious and stuff. But who wants that!
David Nicholls, Nick Hornby, David Sedaris, George MacDonald Fraser.
This responding to my comments strategy is certainly pushing up that view count, isn’t it? I’m wise to you.
HEEHEE! Yes, you figured me out… but you should really be commercializing me on YOUR BLOG so it’s more legit. And by the way, I have everything by David Sedaris. William Burroughs too. So there.