I suppose snotting and hacking all over the place contradicts the lady-like demeanor I’m attempting to portray with my heels and pink skirt….
Thank God for cold medicine. How did I not know about this before?
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Sparklebumpsthebookwhore · The thoughts and misadventures of a histrionic book thief
Sparklebumpsthebookwhore 
So sorry you’re sick! Good foundation cures all.
Well, it could play out as a damsel in distress thing…if a handsome man walks in, hands you a handkerchief and takes you out for brandy!
OOH! Brandy! That does sound fun…
You didn’t know because you were too stuffed up to think.
That must have been it.