Here’s a list of Pros and Cons of my day so far:
Pro: I have very smooth shaven legs today.
Con: I had to waste time shaving my legs.
Pro: Devina, the very nice T-Mobile associate I spoke to this morning, told me I had nothing to worry about when I asked her to make sure my service wasn’t disconnected today because of non-payment.
Con: I have gut rot today.
Pro: I got to see a beauteous GT Mustang on my way to work.
Con: I got to sit in traffic and breath in fresh tar fumes on my way to work.
Pro: It’s Pay Day!
Con: After I pay my bills, I will have no money left.
Pro: I’m wearing comfy yoga pants that make my butt look cute. (I think.)
Con: Sadly, heels don’t go with yoga pants, so I’m wearing non-cute shoes today.
Pro: Optimus Prime looks very “Optimum” on my Transformers T-shirt due to the extra sweater meat I possess.
Con: When I put my Transformers T-shirt on today, I was dismayed to see that it has acquired a tiny hole. (I wore it anyway.)
Pro: I got to jam out to ACDC’s Shook Me All Night Long on the way to work.
Con: The middle-aged paunchy man in the scary white van next to me was watching me jam out to ACDC’s Shook Me All Night Long.
Pro: My Rockstar bought me a lovely Cold Stone Creamery cake for my birthday last night. (What a honey!)
Con: My Rockstar is working over-time, so I didn’t get morning sex today. (Boo. Friday morning sex is our thing.)
Pro: I got a free large pizza coupon last night for completing my orientation as a Pizza Slut.
Con: If I order my free pizza today at work, I will eat it. All.
Pro: I was going to send my Rockstar a very fun nudey text to brighten his day.
Con: I realized I deleted all my fun nudey pics from my phone.
Have a Happy Friday, my Lovelys! XOXO
Sparklebumpsthebookwhore 
Pro: Reading this.
🙂
Any day where you get to rock out to AC DC is a good day in my book.
Amen
Eating the whole pizza makes mo betta sweatta meat.
Yes, it also makes Mammoth Muffin-tops.
Yin Yang, man. It’s everywhere.
Lists are everywhere too! 🙂
Cold Stone cakes are pretty much God’s gift to the universe in my opinion. Also, keep rockin that t-shirt. I bet the hole totally makes it look more legit
Yeah, that cake was the high-light of my day, (partially due to the fact that my Rockstar doesn’t believe in presents) And I had to wear my T-shirt anyway because everything else is dirty. 🙂