If one more FUCKING person wants a bag for ONE little book when they have 5 shopping bags already, they’re gonna get a book up their ass. They won’t need a bag THEN…
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Sparklebumpsthebookwhore · The thoughts and misadventures of a histrionic book thief
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I missed this earlier, Bumps. Sorry. Having some blog drama. You could just kill them with choices: paper or plastic? Recycled plastic or new plastic? Recycled paper or Brazil-raping paper? Synthetic ink printing or carcinogens? You want that gift-wrapped, or just wedged up in that asscrack of yours, skippy?
Well, I forgive you. I assumed you were too famous from being on freshly pressed to comment on little ol’ me’s posts anymore.
Saving the world is hard when you’re on the wrong side of the pay desk. Permission to scream the next time this happens.
Thank you! I just might…
Tell us how you really feel.
John, I’m not in the mood for your mockery. I’m trying to save the world here and these inconsiderate Assfaces with their multiple bags don’t give a shit.
It’s true, people ask for bags for pointless stuff. Actually a girl at work always moans at me for not recycling carrier bags.
Incidentally this YouTube video of a dog vs a vuvuzela is amusing:
Ha. Cute video. That dog was telling him what he thought of THAT!
Ahahaha this made me laugh!!
It really makes me so upset. You have no idea. Fucking Fuckers!
Sometime you have to point thing out for people to notice, the amount of Fuckers that go around with there eyes shut to the outside would is stupid!
That’s why I specifically ask them if they’d like a bag each and every time. Then they look down at their many many bags and say, “Oh yeah, I mught as well take another one.” Asshats!