Out of the 70+ applications my bookstore received in under 2 weeks, why, oh why would they hire a girl who after ONE night of working, the boss felt the need to call me and say, “So, I feel that she will be a hard worker, it just may take her a VERY long time to figure everything out.” ? I’m sure she’s very nice, but she smells like soup.
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Sparklebumpsthebookwhore · The thoughts and misadventures of a histrionic book thief
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Is her name Katrina De Voort?
No, but who is that? Because I don’t want to meet her.
Why am I guessing her IQ is around, hmm, 36DD?
No, she’s actually quite unfortunate looking… like, REALLY.
Ok so your boss is into hags. ‘Splains a lot, actually…
Umm. what are you saying?