Dammit! Why is it that I have to take a poo as soon as I paint my fingernails?! How am I supposed to pull my pants down without messing them up?
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This happens to me aaaaaalllll the damn time! I have now begun doing my nails with my pants unbuttoned. I figured if I have to go, I can have the BF pull em down and hobble my way to the pot.
HAHA. I can so see you doing that!
If this happens regularly (no pun intended) then I’d just do my nails on the shitter. They’d be dry by the time I got the clean break I usually have to wait for. Just sayin.
It takes longer to do my nails than it does to poop. I am not a man that needs to sit on the crapper for 45 minutes…
Maybe, just maybe.. He isn’t pooping..?
You are a gay man’s DREAM. But you knew that.
No, not so much.
Wow…I’ve never had that happen. Now every time I paint my nails it’ll be all I think about. Not sure if that’s good or bad.
You’re welcome 😀
laughing…really laughing…
thank you so much. I really think women need to write more about their poo experiences. Nothing says confident woman like writing about your poo. You GO GIRL!
Well, I didn’t want to go into detail or anything… but everybody poops. 🙂