On the way home from picking up my Rockstar’s Daughter, she informed me that she saw three Mercury Cougars like mine while at recess today. She even saw one “with a dent just like mine. It was red too.” I said, “I guess the red ones are the ones that get the dents.” Her response? “No, I think it’s just the ones that are owned by people who dye their hair every month like you.” It totally makes sense…. in my crazy world.
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Wisdom… comes with young age.
I’m learning that…
I have no words.
But respect for the Cougar.
I had to google “Mercury Cougars” due to my Englishness… I LOVED IT!! … I dye my hair every month, will one just appear or will I be stuck with my shitty “fiat seicento” forever?! (please do not google that!)
You have a Fiat?! I’m so jealous! I think we should just trade lives….
Its broken down right now soooooo… I would not feel fair trading with you, plus if you trade lifes with me you would have a teenage boyfriend (not a bad thing 😉 his sex drive is off the scale) and have to go to college plus work three jobs … Still wanna trade?!
Yes, it’s a fair trade, because you would get a dented car and an old Rockstar…
And a child that is exactly half my age … I wonder how she would react to that?! ahaha
You would be her new favorite toy. I was that once…