After struggling to open my newly-replaced brandy bottle (check earlier posts to understand), I have proceeded to become increasingly inebriated (is that spelt right?) BEFORE my Rockstar gets home… trying to figure out how exactly to give him something remotely resembling a lapdance (while drunk). H.E.! Could use a little help here…
P.S. I loves you, all my Loveleys!!!!! XOXOXOXO
7 responses to “Drunkitty Drunk Drunk”
You know I am just going to keep my stupid fucking mouth shut this one time.
You’re so full of rage today, Rants. You should never keep your mouth shut. It’s very entertaining. 🙂
*smiles wickedly* my husband is out for the evening, come out and play!
We would have gotten into WAYYYY too much trouble.. 🙂
Let the thighs do the work, baby. The hips are all for show. 😉
Well, whatever drunken movements I did worked.. 🙂
As long as your tits are out he wont mind 😉