A Non-Proposal

So, I will readily admit that I am much more proficient in writing than I am in actual conversation. Also, I am one of the most impatient people in the world. Which is probably why I just wrote this note to my Rockstar, which I will leave conveniently placed for him in front of the computer so he can read it when he gets home from work: (FYI, I will already be at work)

So, I’ve been thinking. You are of a certain age when you might consider settling down. (Because going to bed at 8:00 is not settled down enough. 🙂 ) I might know someone who will love you and Emmy forever if you want. But just to be clear, she may try to molest you. ALOT. Anyhoo, I was just thinking of this, because she might join the army if you don’t want to love her forever. XOXO

P.S. It’s just a suggestion. I will love you either way.

I think I will be kicking myself tomorrow…


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17 responses to “A Non-Proposal

  1. You will invite us all to the wedding, I may hope?
    (Or at least tell us what he said…)

  2. savorthefolly

    it sounded very sweet to me. 🙂

  3. I often miss blatantly obvious stuff (ahem) but I sincerely hope the post following this wasn’t related to this one. He’d be a fool not to.

    If it doesn’t work, staple it to his fucking chest.

  4. Megan, I’ll be sure to tell Prince Charming when he gets home. He’s off playing Fireman right now.

    Sparkle, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; if your Rockstar won’t marry you, I will. 😉

  5. Gillian Colbert

    Best of luck

  6. I do not think you will be kicking yourself tomorrow, I think it sweet, its like a little suggestion … My boyfriend told me he was going to propose while drunk then took it back, that my friend, is not sweet!!

    • I was going to propose while drunk on Monday, but then I passed out….

      • That is a lot like Ben, he was like “Really wanna marry you,” then he told me he did not mean it in the morning, at least you would have meant it … P.s. He reads your blog and is not going to be happy a shared this little piece of info Mwhahaha … lucky for me, right now he is being a real pussy and watching Disney on ice!

      • Umm.. are you sure you want to marry him? Disney on ice… really?

      • Do not even get me started on this issue!! Wait till H.E. reads that my boyfriend is at Disney on ice, I will be getting a big injection of prince charming ahaha 😛 Anyway back to you, I think he will find it sweet and your not pushy in the note or anything … I would say yes … not like I am remotely like Rockstar! ahaha

      • No, your much younger than he is.. and female. 🙂 I guess I’ll find out.

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