There’s No One Quite Like Dolly


It may not surprise my regular readers to find out that I find Dolly Parton to be utterly and absolutely amazing. No, this is not simply a silly celebrity idolization- I have read the woman’s bio and her view on life is so similiar to mine that it’s almost scary. I will admit, I loved her long before I ever read about her; after all, who doesn’t love a talented woman who accessorizes her ginormous boobage in rhinestones and wears too much makeup?

Dolly states that her three passions in life are God, music, and sex. Anyone who puts God and sex in the same sentence and does not apologize for it is worthy of applause in my book. Incidentally, God, sex, and books are my passions….not necessarily in that order.

I will admit that Dolly’s singing voice is not enviable. However, her song-writing abilities make up for that, and her crazy wanna-be-a-star ambition must needs be admired.

One of the estimable characteristics Dolly possesses is that she will never say anything bad about anyone. (This is something I think that I will never have) And even though she’s almost 70, she is still beautiful to me.

Now that my Dolly Lovefest is done, I shall leave you with a few of my favorite quotes from her:

“You’d be surprised how much money it takes to look this cheap.”

“My weaknesses have always been food and men, not necessarily in that order.” (Umm, I understand, Dolly. I do.)

“I modelled my look on the town tramp.”

P.S. I think I shall adopt Dolly’s thinking on excessive boobage- “If God didn’t want people looking, he wouldn’t have given them to me.” 🙂

 

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12 responses to “There’s No One Quite Like Dolly

  1. Pingback: Sparkle’s Rockin’ New Year « H.E. ELLIS

  2. And yet another cool, light hearted, wonderfully written blog entry by yourself. cheers me up. Whilst I dont claim to be a fan of Dollys, I am not a disliker of Dollys I think the world is a better place because shes in it, I think her attitude is cool and although I havent read her biography, I cant say Ive heard a word said against her. So I guess, you know what, I guess I am a Dolly fan!!!!

  3. I think Dolly has always been a fun loving person. And yes Cadence…70 and damn beautiful, what a way to age 😉 other notables for aging and looking great, Cher (love her) and Tina Turner them legs lawd!

  4. Praise Dolly! & we should all look so good at almost 70!

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