I think this is #17 anyway. I am too lazy to look.
I was just wondering if the woman (or man, it was up in the air) that I waited on last night had one of those McDonald’s coolers inserted into her (his?) body… because it was a bit disturbing to watch her (him?) suck down 9, I repeat 9!!!!!, refills of fruit punch. I also wonder if that had anything to do with the putrid odor that was being emitted from the booth she was sitting in. After she left.
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Beer I would completely understand, but fruit punch? After 5 you should have just brought an IV bag on a stand.
Yeah, I shoulda brought an air freshener too…
Its 18 😉 and the is disgusting … I am a little put off America now 😀
Oh, thank you. 🙂 You should be my editor. And yes, Americans can be quite rank.