Career Choices

Well, after the whole fiasco with my Rockstar last week about the “shitty jobs” I demean myself for, I am happy to report that I now possibly have options.

While I was still contemplating kicking his butt-headed ass to the curb, (technically I would have to be the one to leave) I perused Craigslist for any jobs that looked “worthy” of his praise. I ended up applying online for several, and am happy to report that I actually heard back from a few of them. Now, I was watching the news yesterday, and there seems to be a Craigslist killer out there somewhere. They have apprehended some suspects, but my Rockstar had better hope that his judgemental attitude doesn’t get me raped and chopped up into little pieces.

Anyhoo, when I was at work this weekend, my boss Frenchie and I had a discussion. It seems that we have less than stellar cooks employed with us, and I suggested that he fire their asses and hire me as a cook. Cooking is certainly not my final goal in life (I am still trying to figure out what that final goal would be) but if it will keep Frenchie from hiring some dumb asstard who can’t learn how to decorate a pizza, so be it. We then discussed the possibility of my becoming a manager, and Frenchie stated, “This is an excellent idea. I don’t know why I never thought of it before.” I know why. Because he was busy looking at my ass. πŸ™‚

So, I begin training to cook this week, and I shall prove how completely adept I am. Then we’ shall see what happens from there. Then, when I am making millions and living on my yacht, I can look at my Rockstar and say, “See? You just had to have a little faith in me,”


Filed under Humor, Life, Love, Money, Uncategorized, Work

22 responses to “Career Choices

  1. Please email me a pizza you made.

  2. So when I waltz into Pizza Slut here soon…I should ask to speak to the sassy one in the back? πŸ˜‰

  3. That’s awesome! Please prove the world wrong when they say that pretty girls can’t cook!

  4. “This week you’re mopping floors, next week it’s the fries….” I delivered pizza while I got an MBA. I’ve delivered pizza probably 7 years of my life. Pizza is good. Pizza is a vegetable.


    And you’re pretty, too! Now can I be on your blogroll? πŸ˜‰

  6. Fantastic!!! You’re bringing the pizza, I’ll handle the vodka!!

  7. Cooks hold all the power, man.

  8. Good luck my wonderful sparkle!!! πŸ˜› and you did it yourself, remember that πŸ˜€

  9. Gillian Colbert

    Congratulations! Maybe you’ll create the Sparkle Pizza…

  10. Congrats on the promotion! You’ll be a fabulous pizza cook.

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