This is what I should ACTUALLY be saying when I order my Big Mac Meal with a side of Chicken Nuggets…
Hi, I would like to order the grime that is stuck to the bottom of the meat grinder which mostly consists of cow eyeballs and bull testes. Can I get that on a stale sesame seed bun with lettuce shreds and “secret” sauce that is probably a mixture of chunky spum and boogers from that guy over there with the unwashed hands. That special sauce tastes delicious.
I’d like to get the biggest side order of fries you have with that; since they are specially designed to keep fresh for months, if I don’t immediately get ass piss after eating, the french fries I will have eaten will remain freshly preserved in my gut for an indeterminate amount of time.
Also, I would like a large citrusy drink that in no way resembles fruit juice. It will contain enough sugar to waylay any diabetic seizure I may have.
Could I get a 4 piece side of cancerous chicken flesh that has been mushed together and breaded, please? No I do not require barbecue sauce.
17 responses to “Fast Food Order”
I could gives a fuck if fries have a half-life of four million years, I love them.
And if it’s fries wrapped in bacon…even better.
I know! I do too!
I haaate McDonald’s. The two times I sort of forced myself to eat it, I was deathly sick for a day. I mean deathly. It was horrible. Both times. It doesn’t even taste good. Ugh. Never again. Well… Except for the sundaes. Those are okay.
It doesn’t even matter if it doesn’t taste good. I’m seriously addicted.
Yeah, Mc D’s does make me yak in my mouth a little.
Ok! Ok! I’m convinced … fast food bad!
It’s sooo bad. But it’s sooo good…
MMMMMMMM PROCESSED MEAT FRIED IN OIL IT”S SO GOOD!
But it’s still not bacon.
Thank God. I do not share Brainrants affinity for bacon.
I get a big mac meal too. Bahahaha.
Because it’s frickin’ awesome. 😉
Well that was less then pleasant …
🙂 I’m that way sometimes…
If I hadn’t already stopped eating fast food that would truly have put me off it forever! Gross, but compelling!
Yeah, for some reason, that doesn’t stop me..