Sorry to all my non-straight readers who’ve been waiting for more smut. I must appeal to everybody, so this time it’s gonna be a him and her. 😉 Don’t worry, I’ll do more sometime…
Beth felt a hand slide up under her men’s t-shirt she always wore to bed. The callousness of his hand dragged across the skin of her breasts roughly, and the sensation drew her out of her sleepy haze. She stayed still, relishing the feeling of his touch; then she felt him slide down from his spot next to her until his head rested on her belly. He had told her once he could feel her heartbeat quicken when he rested there. She ran her fingers through his hair sleepily as he slid his arm underneath her, bringing his face closer to the spot between her thighs.
His lips brushed the sensitive spot on her inner thigh, and then her other thigh. He kissed the lowest part of her belly, and the spot at the bottom of her ribs. His breath on her skin sent chills up her body, and she shivered involuntarily. Her nipples were hard now, and his fingers pinched one of them, softly at first. He exerted more pressure until he heard her gasp.
He smiled in the dark, and replaced his head on her belly. His hand slid down her body again and then between her legs. She was wet already, and he lightly ran his fingers over her mound. She moved slightly, trying to get him to apply more pressure, but his hand wandered to her thigh. Her hands, still in his hair, tried to force his head lower, but he resisted. His fingers moved back up, this time parting her outer lips, and he pressed down on her clit before sliding his fingers into her.
Her heart began to beat faster, and he relished in the sound of it against his ear as he worked his fingers in and out. Beth’s hips moved with his fingers, her body tensing. He was hard already from listening to her whimpers, and he lowered his head so he could taste her. A flick of his tongue was enough to send her over the edge.
Sidenote: I decided just now that lesbian S&M smut is much more fun to write.
Sparklebumpsthebookwhore 
That’s it?C’mon man,help a bro out
Well, it wasn’t exactly written for you to jack off to…
straight people are weird
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Because it was my most popular post yesterday, and it’s worth reading a second time…
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and just so you know….studies show that all women -even super religious pious women are more turned on by super nasty hot porn then they are by tame soft core porn. seriously. those women want to get slammed silly too. they just think you’re only supposed to get fucked senseless with the blessings of marriage. As long as you’re just doing it with your husband, God wants you to get porked rotten. holy union and all that. okay. I’ll stop talking about this. (can you tell I really want to read those honeymood chaaters?)
I just love the term “porked rotten” 😉
you know the more that I think about this I think you could make a mint off writing honeymoon endings to classic romance literature. think about it: A Room with a View, North and South, pretty much all the Jane Austin novels. I’d buy them. I’d read them over and over again. And I’d also keep copies in my office to suggest to female clients who need a little encouragement to feel comfortable with their sexuality. these novels are much beloved among women. and women are much more turned on my written porn then visual porn. I think there is a serious market for this stuff.
Well, it does sound fun… but I think if I did it, I’d only do it for a bit- since I wish ti write my OWN stories…
of course. 🙂
and by the way, if you do write it you may want to make sure you copywrite that baby because if you do it well…..I bet there are woman all over the fucking world who would pay good money for a well done and realistic honeymood chapter. seriously. and if it’s done well I’m also willing to bet that some of those porn companies that make porn for women would also want to make a porn movie based on your chapter. Just an idea. I’d pay for it. Maybe $10 to $20 for the book? Just think of all the women who would buy that book and all the money you would make at $10 to $20 a pop. seriously. you’d be rich. then you and your rock star could get married and live happily ever after.
Wait! Who ever said marriage means happily ever after? 😉
Sparklebumps, I don’t think I have your talent for writing smut. Here’s my fantasy and with it a request: I’ve always loved the romance of Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice. But at the same time I feel like the ending is sadly lacking. I want the book to have one extra chapter – the honeymoon and I want that chapter to be unapologetic porn. I want Elizabeth and Darcy to break it off so nasty that the very angels in heaven have to avert their eyes. Yeah….I’m sure this is what Jane Austin would have wanted.
So instead of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, You want my to write Elizabeth and Darcy Get Nasty? OK. 😉
well my preference would be for it to seem realistic to the thread of the novel, but yeah….I want to know what happens when they are finally free to get naked. I don’t want them to hold back. So in order for it to feel realistic it would have to fit as a period piece – but I want it to be a serious honeymoon fuck fest. Jane Austin died a virgin I’m pretty sure but I’m willing to bet if she’d ever gotton laid she would have been able to write some really fucking hot porn.
Aright. You may have to gimme a few days for this one. However, I prefer to write period pieces,so it might not take that long.
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Hey you caught my interest, but have to agree. I kept wanting him to be a her. And it’s all about you having fun. I really support the idea of you having fun. So, please……. Have some really good fun.
There will be more hers. Don’t worry. 🙂 And I know I can write women better…
I don’t know, as a straight girl I’m totally digging this shit. I want some man on woman sex. PLEEEEEEEAAAASSSE!
Why does the man have to be on the woman? Can’t it be the other way around?
that works too.
I think what you’re really trying to say is that you’re a bottom.
This is MY story. The woman is gonna be where I say she’s going to be. If you want it different, write your own smut. 😛
Aright. I’ll write some more…
Porn, as written by an 18 year old guy:
He looked at her and squeezed her boobs. Then he pointed to his lap and said “What are we gonna do about this, huh?” And then he took off his clothes as she took off hers, and then he stuck it in.
*squirt*
*zzz….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..*
The End
oh my God……..
*she can’t stop laughing**off in the distance she hears her 4-year-old asking “what’s funny mom? what’s so funny?”*
Good story dude! You got the babe below to gasp OMG!
You’ve heard of flash fiction? I think I just invented flash porn.
Flash porn? Cool! Just be sure that you write it standing in a city park wearing a dirty trench coat, black socks and beat up running shoes – your writing will be much better if you “go into character”…
Who’d you flash?
Wait. You’re 18, Ed? I didn’t know that. 😉
And sadly, that sounds like the sex I had with my ex-husband.
Time for bed 😉
Not alone, I hope. 🙂
Never alone 🙂
I might be… Or I might be possessed by the spirit of Groucho Marx again, and HE is flirting with you! Sometimes it’s hard to tell… But now if I ever tell you that “I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.” well that would be Groucho.
Groucho is hot…
He’s also dead, but that’s where I come in. But now let’s be careful here, because this is the sort of talk that can lead to rumor and innuendo – which is one of my favorite positions! 😉
Yes, I’ve already had issues with Brainrants wife….
Ohhh baby… Thanks for this one! Not only was it good for me, but it also made me realize that if you can do this here… well so can I! The floodgates are now opening…
I can do whatever I want because…well, I’m awesome. 🙂
I’m inclined to agree with you! And I’ll bet that I’d REALLY agree, if I was reclining with you! 😉
Are you flirting with me? 🙂
Wow…you write men as well as you write women! I’m so jealous!
Well, I kinda stole this from a real live scene… 😉
I get it! You took my voice recorder idea, and just used a video recorder, and instead of driving, you were… not driving…
And then you transcribed that!
If you say so. 😉