It DOES Get Worse (Otherwise Entitled : Search Terms 4)

You guys have to let me know if this is getting old. I myself am still greatly disturbed by the fucked up search terms people use to get to my blog:

Anatomically correct young girl dolls: My question is- Are these dolls used for educational purposes only? I certainly hope so.

My wife Christmas sex present: If sex is what your wife is planning on giving you for Christmas, Dude, I say “Congrats”. Although this does make me wonder is she gives it to you the rest of the year. If YOU were the one planning on giving the sex, you may want to at least put a bow on your dick; otherwise she’s going to think that you didn’t put much thought into it. (You’re welcome, Dude’s Lady) On the other hand, if you were looking to receive my services as a gift from your wife, I will need a current picture of you and a credit card number from your Black Amex. And french fries.

Disney princess is a whore: I wonder what gave them a clue. The fact that Belle moved in with a guy (or a beast if you want to look at it in an even worse light) after just meeting him, Jasmine’s harem outfit, or the fact that Snow White lived with 7 guys at once? I’m sorry, I cannot say anything bad about Ariel. (She is my favorite.)

Fat woman shitting, tubes: I just don’t even know what to say to this…  *shiver*

Cute girls fucked: This read like an advertisement, don’t you think? “Cute girls fucked here! Only seven dolla!” Ok, in all honesty, there is no pictures of cute girls getting fucked on my blog, but come on…. I talk about getting fucked all the time. There has to be a connection.

What Santa thinks I’m naughty or mean: Although the wording makes no sense to me (anyone else?) I am quite certain if Santa could see into the depths of my soul, he would be greatly disturbed to find a half-smoked cigar, numerous alcohol bottles (empty of course), a little white lie or two, and girl-on-girl porn. I think it depends on who you ask whether those things are naughty…

Santa cartoon porn: I hate to disappoint whoever was led to my blog looking for nudeys of Santa. However, if this exists, it may be the leverage I need to get what I want from St. Nick.


Filed under Christmas, Entertainment, Humor, Uncategorized

14 responses to “It DOES Get Worse (Otherwise Entitled : Search Terms 4)

  1. I actually liked Jasmine’s clothes as a child. So exotic!

  2. “Santa cartoon porn” is it just me or can you imagine a lonely 14 year old on the internet I “Say he is real, how can I prove he is real!!??!! I know, I need pictures of him fucking!” ahaha!

  3. Ha! To the last one. Cartoon Santa Porn….I wonder if there is such a thing….I like the leverage idea. I’ve had my eye on these really nice pair of boots 😉 And!!! I bet this Santa would love to give you a mustang for a boobie squish! =)

  4. A very funny start to my Thursday – thanks, Sparkle. I especially liked the last two!

  5. “Disney princess is a whore”

    Do you think someone is disenchanted with the magic that is Disney? Snow White wasn’t a whore, she was just fiscally responsible: splitting the rent eight ways makes financial sense.

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