The 12 Days of Christmas (Sparklebumps Style)


On the first day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

a boner-er in my coochie.

On the second day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

two stillettos and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the third day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

three french fries, two stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

four brand new books, three french fries, two stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! Four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

seven girls in g-strings, six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the eight day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

eight rides in Mustangs, seven girls in g-strings, six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

nine booby squeezes, eight rides in Mustangs, seven girls in g-strings, six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

ten bags of candy, nine booby squeezes, eight rides in Mustangs, seven girls in g-strings, six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

eleven bras from Frederick’s, ten bags of candy, nine booby squeezes, eight rides in Mustangs, seven girls in g-strings, six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me

twelve lovely spankings, eleven bras from Frederick’s, ten bags of candy, nine booby squeezes, eight rides in Mustangs, seven girls in g-strings, six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and one Chris Me-lon-i!!!!!!!!!

P.S. There was no other way for me to fit Chris in there. Believe me, I tried.

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11 responses to “The 12 Days of Christmas (Sparklebumps Style)

  1. Reblogged this on sparklebumpsthebookwhore and commented:

    Have a holiday-spirited repost. XOXO

  2. http://s13.invisionfree.com/Christopher_Meloni/ar/t1026.htm

    Scroll down, look around, Chris Meloni read Zee a story on Nick Jr. Zee is a blue bird, friends with Moose A. Moose.

  3. There are a few ways to fit Chris Meloni in there. Like when he read that story to Zee when Zee was sick.

  4. Pure brilliance, the first one make me laugh so loud!

  5. I’m glad you got Meloni in there somehow.

  6. I think I could help out in the Boobie squeezes and G-string categories 😉

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