A is for Attitude, some say I have it;
To them I shall say, “Suck my armpit.”
B is for Books, full of beautiful stories,
and also for Boners, I always want more-ies.
C is for Chris- hot Chris Meloni;
DDD is the size of my magnificent boobies.
E is for Eric, also known as Rockstar,
I likes him best when his Boner is hard.
F is for Fuck, the most versatile word,
as in dumb Fuck- a noun; Fuck me- a verb.
G is for Grumpy, that’s me in the morning,
H is for Heels, and also for Horny.
I is intelligent, (in other words: me)
J is for substantial and sparkly Jew-el-r-y.
K is for Kisses, the French kind are best,
L is for Love, what men feel for my chest.
M is a Mustang, I’ll have one someday,
and also for Music my Rockstar will play.
N is for Nothing- there’s Nothing for N,
but O has got Orgasm; Orgasm’s my friend.
P is for…. Pizza Slut, which is a job that I do;
(You were thinking Penis and Pussy, but I sure fooled you!)
Q is for Quirky, I’ve been told I am such;
R is my Rockstar whom I love so much!
S is for Sparkles, and Shoes, and also for Sex,
my three favorite things all begin with an S.
T is Thesaurus, my favorite book,
if you want to be smarter, you should come take a look.
U is for Undies, I wear some of the time,
but I like life best with a naked behind.
V is for Vittles, I DO so love to eat;
French Fries, and candy, but please, Sir, no meat.
I like to drink too; so…. let me just see,
W…W…W…. I’ve got it! Whiskey!!!!
X is a toughy; nothing starts with X!
except X-rated movies that have lotsa sex.
Y is for Yes- what you always should say,
because I hate to hear No; I want things MY way.
That leaves us with Z, the very last one.
A trip to Zimbabwe! Now wouldn’t THAT be fun?
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