A is for Attitude, some say I have it;
To them I shall say, “Suck my armpit.”
B is for Books, full of beautiful stories,
and also for Boners, I always want more-ies.
C is for Chris- hot Chris Meloni;
DDD is the size of my magnificent boobies.
E is for Eric, also known as Rockstar,
I likes him best when his Boner is hard.
F is for Fuck, the most versatile word,
as in dumb Fuck- a noun; Fuck me- a verb.
G is for Grumpy, that’s me in the morning,
H is for Heels, and also for Horny.
I is intelligent, (in other words: me)
J is for substantial and sparkly Jew-el-r-y.
K is for Kisses, the French kind are best,
L is for Love, what men feel for my chest.
M is a Mustang, I’ll have one someday,
and also for Music my Rockstar will play.
N is for Nothing- there’s Nothing for N,
but O has got Orgasm; Orgasm’s my friend.
P is for…. Pizza Slut, which is a job that I do;
(You were thinking Penis and Pussy, but I sure fooled you!)
Q is for Quirky, I’ve been told I am such;
R is my Rockstar whom I love so much!
S is for Sparkles, and Shoes, and also for Sex,
my three favorite things all begin with an S.
T is Thesaurus, my favorite book,
if you want to be smarter, you should come take a look.
U is for Undies, I wear some of the time,
but I like life best with a naked behind.
V is for Vittles, I DO so love to eat;
French Fries, and candy, but please, Sir, no meat.
I like to drink too; so…. let me just see,
W…W…W…. I’ve got it! Whiskey!!!!
X is a toughy; nothing starts with X!
except X-rated movies that have lotsa sex.
Y is for Yes- what you always should say,
because I hate to hear No; I want things MY way.
That leaves us with Z, the very last one.
A trip to Zimbabwe! Now wouldn’t THAT be fun?
You are quite a trip. Hilarious.
Yes, I trip quite regularly. But only when I’m barefoot.
you need to post a video of you playing the piano
in lingerie
LOL
Hmm. There’s a video of me playing piano on Facebook. You just have to find it. 🙂 And I am wearing lingierie.
IMPRESSED! Kinda dark in there, and you never touched the music. How long have you been playing?
If I’d been taught the alphabet this way in school, it would have done a lot to improve my attitude and I would have been a much more attentive student! Lol 😉
I would make an excellent teacher….
That is hilarious! You made it up so well. No meat lover?
Only man meat. And chicken strips…which I’m not sure are technically meat.
F is for Friends: new ones are best
Especially ones who are the sparkliest!
Oh yes! I didn’t forget, I just waasn’t quite sure how to fit that in. 😉
So quirky, so direct, so you!
My alphabet would be similar too.
I guess it’s true what they say
Great minds think the same way!
We do we do!
I love this! My alphabet would be very similar, I believe. 😉
Because we are awesome.