SPAM I Am


Here is yet another post that analyzes the Spam accumulating on my blog….

puerto princesa tour packages: I do not speak Puerto Rican, but I’m pretty sure this says something about Puerto Rican princess tours. So the question is- do they consider ME the princess? Or was this grand offer mistakenly sent to me? Is the tour of Puerto Rico? Or is it a tour of a Puerto Rican princess? (If that’s the case, I’m in.)

Major lover of your site, a considerable number of your writers have definitely helped me out: Thanks, man. Glad I could help. You may be surprised to find out- there is only one of us. Though the voices in my head may disagree…

Howdy! Someone in my Facebook group shared this website so I came to give it a look. Superb website, I also love to get info on  term life insurance rates: Howdy, partner! I’m am happy that I am becoming slightly famous via Facebook. I find it my duty to provide you with superb witticisms; however, you will find no life insurance quotes on this site.

Get free stuff here: I LOVE free stuff! It’s much cheaper than stuff you have to pay for. And you don’t get in trouble for stealing.

Looking at your blog publication is a real amazing experience:(I’m not really sure why this one is considered spam) I am truly happy you have received an amazing experience from my blog. Boy, I wonder what you’d say if you had me naked…

this post is a keeper- bookmarked! (from a website asking for car donations): I am looking for a Mustang donation, so if you can hook me up…

It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d most certainly donate to this fantastic blog: It IS a shame, because I would most certainly accept your hard-earned money since you feel the urge to throw it my way! Is anybody else wishing I had a donate button? I’ll get right on that.

I’d have to examine with you here. Which is not one thing I usually do! I take pleasure in reading a post that may make folks think. Additionally, thanks for permitting me to comment: Comments are always welcome here! I am quite proud that I made you think, because I would not assume most of my blog content is highly intellectual.

Great blog. Found this blog while surfing about penis problems on google. Had some orgasm problems in the past myself but all is just fine at the moment: My goal in life is to rid the world of penis problems (apparently), so I am glad that you were fortunate enough to find your way to my blog. (I asked my Rockstar about this one and his exact response was, “I don’t understand how a guy could have an orgasm problem, unless the problem is that he blows his load right away.” My answer? “Honey, not every guy is lucky enough to have a girl as lovely and talented as I.”)

 Hrm, Not the best post unfortunately. Sorry to be so blunt! You should try some Norwegian carrot cake to cheer you up instead: To you I have one thing to say- Fuck you, and you can shove your Norwegian cake up your ass. (I guess that was actually two things)

 

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8 responses to “SPAM I Am

  1. I’d caution you against displaying a “donate” button. I’m sure you’d start getting “offerings” in the mail.

  2. What you really need is some Norwegian wood.

  3. OK I kinda like this list, and I agree with your answer on the free stuff. When its free there no legal issues that come up later.

  4. Brilliant answer to Mr. Carrot Cake!

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