So I’m supposed to come up with a 200 word bio to include with my short story for Gillian Colbert and I got nothing. So here is your opportunity to tell me everything you think about me… I’m giving you all free reign here, so if you got somethin’ to say, just say it.
200 Words About Me
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Sparklebumpsthebookwhore 
This 5’3″ curvaceous beauty can write you to the edge, pausing just long enough to dazzle you with her sparkly shoes and lips and even more sparkly personality. And though you may be falling to your metaphorical death, you will die happy, knowing you have read the words of a sassy genius. There’s no place like hers!
Here I was thinking you were writing a nice honest blurb about me, but you had to throw “beauty” in there, so now I know that it’s all lies . LIES! All of it!
Shaddap and take the compliment, lady.
I’m zippin’ a lip.
Sorry, darlin’ … now I’m feeling bad. It can be absolutely whatever you want it to be. Have fun with it.
I just run out of stuff to say about myself when I have an entire blog about myself, you know. 🙂 Don’t feel bad. I want to see what people have got to say…
Oh, I would say your sparkly but not like sparkly wine that pops as soon as you open it and then goes flat, more like a sparkle in someones eye that lasts for a long time!
Aww, thanks, Doll! xOXO
No problem, I though it was pretty good when I wrote it 😛