SPAM Compliments


I was tempted to approve these Spam comments simply for the fact that they are quite complimentary to me  (in a weird fucked-up way). As I am easily flattered by ANY attention whatsoever, I decided to include them in a post instead…

I have bookmarked you , this is excelent information my friends, nicely done : Why thank you, mi amigo! But how did you know there was more than one of us? I try not to let people know about all of us personalities.

Great stuff! Seriously. : Seriously. Thank you.

This is the right blog for anyone who wants to find out about this topic. You realize so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I actually would want…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a topic thats been written about for years. Great stuff, just great!: That’s right! You’d better NOT fucking argue with me. HaHa. Because this is my blog, and I’m the boss. Just do what I say and read!

Hey how are you doing? I just wanted to stop by and say that it’s been a pleasure reading your blog. I have bookmarked your website so that I can come back & read more in the future as well. plz do keep up the quality writing: I suppose it depends on when you expected me to answer your question. I’m doing fabulous so far today, but that is only because I haven’t ventured out into the real world yet. Yesterday was a bust. I am pleased that you will continue to make my site stats grow by revisiting my blog. XOXO

Aw, this was a really nice post. In concept I wish to put in writing like this moreover ? taking time and actual effort to make an excellent article? but what can I say? I procrastinate alot and in no way seem to get one thing done: In concept, taking time and putting actual effort into an article DOES seem the proper avenue to get a really nice post. (Stealing spam comments to make a post, however, is a quick and lazy way to get a half-assed post.)

It?s arduous to seek out knowledgeable people on this matter, however you sound like you already know what you?re talking about!: I agree it is a long and tiring process finding people who are not complete fucktards. However, I believe you to be one of the knowledgable ones, since you are intelligent enough to  realize I know what I’m talking about…

you’ve an ideal blog right here! would you like to make some invite posts on my weblog? : If it requires little to no effort on my part and  I am greatly rewarded with copious amounts of candy and/or french fries, I will most certainly make some posts on you weblog!

Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive learn something like this before. So good to seek out someone with some authentic thoughts on this subject. realy thanks for beginning this up. this website is one thing that is needed on the net, someone with slightly originality. helpful job for bringing something new to the internet! : Another highly intelligent individual you are! No I don’t suppose you HAVE learned something like THIS before. I’m told I’m quite amazing and wonderful. Your quite welcome that I have begun this up.

Oh my goodness! an amazing article dude. Thanks Nevertheless I am experiencing challenge with ur rss : I am assuming you are a man, since you have addressed me as “Dude” (yo, man!), but the “oh my goodness” has thrown me. Sadly, I cannot help you with my rss, because I wasn’t aware that I had one of those. (I don’t even know what one is, but I’m quite certain I haven’t any sexually-transmitted diseases.)

This site can be a walk-by for all of the info you wished about this and didn?t know who to ask. Glimpse here, and also you?ll positively uncover it: Yes. Yes. I am the new Wikipedia. I am here for you learning pleasure. (Hmm. I recall saying something similiar to a virgin once.)

Nice post. I learn something tougher on different blogs everyday. It will all the time be stimulating to read content material from different writers and follow slightly something from their store : I’m not exactly sure what it was you learned “tougher” on my blog, but cheerio!

I?m impressed, I need to say. Actually hardly ever do I encounter a blog that?s each educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. Your concept is outstanding; the issue is something that not enough people are talking intelligently about. I’m very completely satisfied that I stumbled throughout this in my search for something relating to this :I am pleased to find that so many people find me educative, as that is not generally a word I would use to describe myself. As far as being satisfied- I NEVER leave anyone with blue balls… (metaphorically OR  literally)

Your charm beads tend to be magical : as does my pussy. 😉

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You obviously know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your weblog when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?: Dude, I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about, because I’ve only posted one video on my blog ever. Although, my Rockstar says sometimes that I’m throwing away my intelligence by writing on my blog. Are you him?

Good day. I just needed to actually make a nice brief commentary and inform you know that in fact I’ve been focusing on your personal blogging site for quite some time. Keep up the very excellent work and I’ll be looking back again once more in a little while. : I must be honest when I say that “focusing” is a disturbing word (quite stalkerish, actually) but as long as you don’t come back with lotion saying, “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin; it does this whenever it’s told”, I  lovingly invite you back!

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5 responses to “SPAM Compliments

  1. You can definitely see your skills in the work you write. The world hopes for even more passionate writers like you who aren’t afraid to say how they believe. Always follow your heart.

  2. I like the spam that’s written in a foreign tongue. It makes me feel like I’m reaching an entirely different demographic of people with lots of time on their hands.

  3. You’ve gotta love spam that flatters!

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