La lala! I am drunk, my bloggy Lovelys! But that doesn’t mean I don’t love you any less than I did when I was sober! I appreciate every single one of you for taking the time to read my ridiculous musings! Did you notice I use many more exclamation points when I’m drunk? Do you guys remember that perfume with the black and white bottle with an exclamation point? I don’t remember what it was called….. Help a drunk girl out here… Wow, I think I actually spelt everything right. I’m sorry, I haven’t the energy to find a picture to go with my post. I must attempt to ravage my Rockstar now, but my hip has been giving me trouble today. Fuck this being 30 shit… XOXO
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I love you too, and I’m not even drizzunk. You spelt ‘spelt’ correctly! Just ask Megan. And finally, don’t you like Japanese Cherry Blossom from Bath and Body Works. That stuff smells awesome. Especially on my wife.
Mmmm, no. I regret to inform you that I do NOT , in fact, like Japanese Cherry Blossom. Because it smells very badly on me.
“spelt” …
Are you mocking me?! 😉
I love you too!!! 🙂
ex’cla-ma’tion?
The perfume was called Exclamation
Oh yes, of course! How did I not recall that?