I suppose I should wear a shirt today. It only took me two hours after I woke up to think this.
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Sparklebumpsthebookwhore · The thoughts and misadventures of a histrionic book thief
Sparklebumpsthebookwhore 
You mean, “The Best Two Hours of Your Prepubescent Neighbor’s Life.”
Yes, I hadn’t thought of that, but probably.
Skype me. Oh wait, Nevermind you remembered your shirt.
I guess I could take it off again….
sound like a plan. Contact me at *******#%
Umm, why isn’t it working?
2 Hours of thinking, how productive 😉
No no. There was no thinking involved. Which is why I was walking around the house bare-breasted.
Being naked is easier then wearing clothes, that’s why I have a onesie! just put it on with nothing on under it 🙂
Oh! I need something like that! That must be an English thing.
Are you telling my you do not have onesies in America!!?!! You people have not lived 😉
I don’t know… we have them for babies…
You need adult ones!