Bragging Rights

I feel like I got run over by a pack of Disney elephants. That in no way hindered me from performing a stellar blow job this morning that took less than 1 minute to complete. Sometimes I forget how good I am…

P.S. I will clarify that the shortness of time it took to perform said blow job has nothing to do with my Rockstar’s ability to last long.


Filed under Humor, Life, Sex, Uncategorized

9 responses to “Bragging Rights

  1. I kissed a girl and I liked it.
    The taste of her cherry chapstick.
    I kissed a girl just to try it.
    I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.

    Yummmm cherry lipgloss is even better than cherry chapstick!!!


  2. Here’s another thing to have bragging rights about- I tagged you! Check out my latest post

  3. Pingback: Versatile, Tagged, and Stained… « Life With Blondie

  4. Good to see all is right with the world once again. Were you wearing an apron?

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