Bragging Rights


I feel like I got run over by a pack of Disney elephants. That in no way hindered me from performing a stellar blow job this morning that took less than 1 minute to complete. Sometimes I forget how good I am…

P.S. I will clarify that the shortness of time it took to perform said blow job has nothing to do with my Rockstar’s ability to last long.

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9 responses to “Bragging Rights

  1. I kissed a girl and I liked it.
    The taste of her cherry chapstick.
    I kissed a girl just to try it.
    I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.

    Yummmm cherry lipgloss is even better than cherry chapstick!!!

    😉

  2. Here’s another thing to have bragging rights about- I tagged you! Check out my latest post http://breezyk.wordpress.com
    Xoxo

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  4. Good to see all is right with the world once again. Were you wearing an apron?

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