Random Thoughts on Celebrities


Do you think Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman actually ever did It? After all, she is a foot taller than him…is it even possible?

Disney makes child actors grow into booby/panty- flashing adults. Britney, Lindsey, and Anne Hathaway are just a few examples.

Am I the only one who thinks Demi Moore looked better with a shaved head?

I totally understand why Uma Thurman divorced Ethan Hawke. He seems like a complete pussy, even when he’s playing a bad ass.

Audrey Hepburn and Jimmy Stewart should have made a movie together.

Do you think Angelina ever looks at Brad and thinks, “Gee, he’s just not as hot as Billy Bob.” ?

I believe Charlize Theron would still be stunning if she were completely bald.

Pierce Brosnan is not as pretty as he thinks he is.

I don’t care if every man ever thinks she’s hot- Megan Fox has fucked-up thumbs.

Would American Pie still have been a hit if they has used a meatloaf instead?

Ryan Phillipe fucked up.

Do actors ever get turned on when they are filming sex scenes?

What happened to Harrison Ford?

I would love to hang out with Quentin Tarantino. He is delightfully disturbed.

It’s fun to say Keanu Reeve’s first name three times fast.

I would like to wash my skivvies on Ryan Reynolds abs.

I wonder if Al Pacino suffer from Short Man Syndrome?

I think Taylor Swift is actually a Russian Spy intent on taking the world over.

I wonder if Chris Meloni would be flattered or terrified if he knew about me…

 

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4 responses to “Random Thoughts on Celebrities

  1. How did the mouse get the elephant pregnant? The giraffe put him up to it. When you’re nose-to-nose, your toes is in. When you’re toes-to-toes, your nose is in. I just can’t imagine Kidman’s eyesight and taste being that poor. Nah! just eye candy, I don’t think they ever did it.

  2. I don’t think Megan Fox is that great. And Harrison Ford just made a movie called Cowboys & Aliens. I’ve liked Ryan Reynolds since Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place. I loved that show.

  3. Fun post!\

    Is Ryan Reynolds even REAL?

    I have nothing good to say about Taylor Swift.

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