Having posted a little over 500 posts, I decided it was time to highlight the most popular posts of my blog’s lifetime thus far. I am sure this will only further make popular certain men’s junk.
Now It’s Blake Shelton’s Bulge
With a whopping 2,830 hits, it’s clear that everyone is obsessed with Blake’s vulgar bulge. Everyone, that is, except me. I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole, because with this many people googling it, it most certainly has some undesirable virus.
While I am dismayed that Blake’s netherparts are what have drawn so many readers to my blog, I am quite elated that a story of my own fictional creation has made it this high on the list. Doubtless my indecent imagination is to blame. 🙂
Not one of my best posts, and probably not exactly about whatever it was all those pervs were googling about.
I am pleased that anyone even cares to read about the man, er, the woman behind the curtain. Bless you.
Too, that anyone would care to read about what I adore.
Joe’s Junk and Other Disturbing Search Terms
It really is fucked-up, the things people google. And it’s pretty bad when I think so.
This one was a little ways down on the list, but I figured I’d give y’all a little treat. 😉
Enjoy. XOXO
Sparklebumpsthebookwhore 
For someone who claims to not be obsessed with Blake Shelton’s cock, you sure do seem obsessed with Blake Shelton’s cock. Ya weirdo.
It is always nice to make sure that all the penises in your life are conveniently stored where you can find them when you need them… or something…
My thoughts exactly.
uh… good