July 2, 2014 · 9:40 am
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I Shaved A Mouse’s Butt


And cut off his tail with a lawn mower.

I don’t recall the nursery rhyme ending quite like that….

Neither am I a farmer’s wife, so I don’t really know what he was doing in my yard to begin with.

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