Sparkle in Bloggerland


Where am I? All this seems so familiar somehow, as if maybe I dreamed it once. Or twice.

I thought I knew my way around this place, but clearly, I was mistaken, because it took me about ten minutes to figure out how to get to a new post page. Is this what WordPress has come to? Throwing in with the likes of Facebook and changing their format for us poor unfortunates who have been asleep for a hundred years and haven’t made it over here in awhile? Unheard of. Absurd!

Well, it seems my endless days of puking and suffering are finally at an end. In other words, I’ve had enough of these bad pregnancy symptoms and plan to only glow with glorious womanly fertility from this point on. I hope. Although I’m feeling a bit perturbed today, so maybe I’m not as zen yet as I’d hoped. Whatever, fuckers.

I’d like to take a moment and thank all of you who happened to remember me in my time of trial, as my stats inform me that I’ve received at least 20 visitors a day in my absence. (Yay me!) Considering that I’ve written very little of actual wit or interest in the past months, I see that as a good sign. Or maybe it’s just those bastard SPAM people. I guess we’ll never know.

Well, I dragged my ass to the computer today, which is a huge accomplishment for me these days, and as I really have nothing of inspiration to write, I must leave this once-again familiar place. I just wanted you all to know that I’m not dead (yet) and that my boobs have gotten bigger, so you can all rejoice. XOXO

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4 responses to “Sparkle in Bloggerland

  1. Gah, tell me about it! I almost threw my iPad on the floor (only stopped myself because I wouldn’t be able to replace it and then would be stuck doing this on my phone).

  2. Yay! So glad you’re feeling better! We miss you!
    Boo! WordPress made icky changes that nobody likes!
    I can see you glowing through the interwebs!
    I love you!

  3. I was sure you had Ebola… I had written you off… and yes, we might have to revolt against wordpress again.

  4. I am glad you are finally feeling better. Now is when the fun stuff begins! I mean that, too. Don’t listen to women who only relate stories of how miserable their pregnancies were or how horrible their labors. This is going to be the most glorious time of your life! 🙂

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