Have a holiday-spirited repost. XOXO
On the first day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me
a boner-er in my coochie.
On the second day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me
two stillettos and a boner-er in my coochie.
On the third day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me
three french fries, two stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me
four brand new books, three french fries, two stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me
FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! Four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Rockstar gave to me
six sparkly dresses, FIVE OR-GAS-EMS! four-er brand new books, three french fries, two-wo stillettos, and a boner-er in my coochie.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Rockstar…
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