The Histrionic

I’m just the girl who helps you find treasures at the used bookstore. I got fired from my bookstore because I have an kick-ass blog. I now pose as a waitress while bringing joy to the world through writing. I love books more than people; well, really, I love anything more than people, although I have my good days when I just wanna give the world a giant hug.
I have been characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness. I am lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. I’m getting along in years now (30-something) so I should really stop that whole flirting thing, but what fun would that be? I say what I think, (sometimes to my own detriment) and yes, I think everyone should listen to me.

I have spent my life editing myself (slightly) so as to not offend people, so here I plan to blow my thought wad.

Hugs, sparkles, butterflies, rock music, pink, my son,Β and Ford Mustangs make me happy.

I am now a mother, but remain exactly the same as before, which, eventually, will cause great distress to my son, I’m certain.

To quote Marilyn : “I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be wonderful.”

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48 responses to “The Histrionic

  1. I nominated you for a Liebster Award. Hazah! http://wp.me/p41jD9-fH

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  4. One is never too old to flirt or sparkle.

  5. I nominated you for a Liebster Award! Check it out! http://honeyimalesbian.wordpress.com/

  6. Thank you for taking a few moments to follow my blog. Hopefully, you’ll find something you like. From time to time. πŸ™‚

  7. Congratulations! Because I enjoy reading your blog so very much, I’ve nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award! I hope you’ll accept!

    http://diatribesandovations.com/awards/

  8. Cafe23

    I love your honesty, sparklebumps! πŸ™‚

  9. Gillian Colbert

    Love everything I’ve read and looking forward to reading more … BTW, I bought a black 2009 Convertible Ford Mustang in February and loved the hell out of it, until family needs forced me to be more responsible, but it was fun while it lasted!

  10. Kana Tyler

    I’ve so enjoyed your blog, I’m passing along to you the “Versatile Blogger Award.” details at http://kanatyler.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/versatile-blogger/… Thanks for the great reading!
    πŸ™‚ Kana

  11. Cat

    You go Girl! Sparkle, I like your style.

  12. Great picture! Almost exactly the way I pictured you, except prettier…

  13. Sparks, I am set to self-publish a short story for free in the next week or so – would you be interested in doing a review of some kind for it?

  14. freshest15

    Absolutely love your blog!! You’re too funny! Check out mine if you get the chance πŸ™‚ xxoo

  15. Pfff, 29 isn’t old and you can never be too old for flirting.

    I shoo’ed a butterfly out the window earlier and hit it by accident. Does that make a murderer?

  16. Thanks for the visit on my page!
    Cheers!

  17. Great site! Just a bit of unsolicited advice from a slightly older lover of books – don’t ever stop flirting or speaking your mind, if you do, you might lose your sparkle!

  18. Okay, you’re my Discovery of the Day. Unfortunately, we’ve run out of prizes.

  19. Lynsy

    haha I love you.

  20. Scarlett DuBois

    You sound interesting, and yes, I want to listen to you.
    -Scarlett

  21. Great site, please keep at it. Any woman who likes books and Mustangs can’t be half bad.

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