I’m just the girl who helps you find treasures at the used bookstore. I got fired from my bookstore because I have an kick-ass blog. I now pose as a waitress while bringing joy to the world through writing. I love books more than people; well, really, I love anything more than people, although I have my good days when I just wanna give the world a giant hug.
I have been characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness. I am lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. I’m getting along in years now (30-something) so I should really stop that whole flirting thing, but what fun would that be? I say what I think, (sometimes to my own detriment) and yes, I think everyone should listen to me.
I have spent my life editing myself (slightly) so as to not offend people, so here I plan to blow my thought wad.
Hugs, sparkles, butterflies, rock music, pink, my son, and Ford Mustangs make me happy.
I am now a mother, but remain exactly the same as before, which, eventually, will cause great distress to my son, I’m certain.
To quote Marilyn : “I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be wonderful.”
48 responses to “The Histrionic”
I nominated you for a Liebster Award. Hazah! http://wp.me/p41jD9-fH
Why thank you! But I’m confused. Is it not spelled “huzzah”?
Is it? I honestly have zero clue and winged it
I believe my extensive reading of aged English literature has made me correct in this instance.
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One is never too old to flirt or sparkle.
I nominated you for a Liebster Award! Check it out! http://honeyimalesbian.wordpress.com/
Thank you for taking a few moments to follow my blog. Hopefully, you’ll find something you like. From time to time. 🙂
I nominated you for the Liebster Blog Award. I hope you accept.
Congratulations! Because I enjoy reading your blog so very much, I’ve nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award! I hope you’ll accept!
Oh thank you! I’m so excited!
I love your honesty, sparklebumps! 🙂
Thank you, I love you! XOXO
Love everything I’ve read and looking forward to reading more … BTW, I bought a black 2009 Convertible Ford Mustang in February and loved the hell out of it, until family needs forced me to be more responsible, but it was fun while it lasted!
Yay! I’m glad you’re enjoying! Yes, responsibility is a bitch, isn’t it?
I’ve so enjoyed your blog, I’m passing along to you the “Versatile Blogger Award.” details at http://kanatyler.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/versatile-blogger/… Thanks for the great reading!
Aww! Thanks! XOXO
You go Girl! Sparkle, I like your style.
Great picture! Almost exactly the way I pictured you, except prettier…
No, actually, just seriously telling you you’re attractive… in a totally non-stalker, non-pedo-necro-philiac, non-asshat sort of way. You know. Shit.
Yes, I realize that. You are much too funny to be an asshat, by the way. It was just the way you put it that made it sound like flattery. You know- the only prettier part. Thanks. 🙂
Sparks, I am set to self-publish a short story for free in the next week or so – would you be interested in doing a review of some kind for it?
Absolutely! Although, I must tell you, that I have no professional experience in book reviewiness. But i will give you my honest opinion. 🙂
Well I have only published two books so far myself, so don’t worry about whether you are a professional or not! An honest opinion is all I am after.
Do you have an email address so that I can send you a copy of it?
Absolutely love your blog!! You’re too funny! Check out mine if you get the chance 🙂 xxoo
OH YAY! I’m glad! I will check yours out. Right this minute.
Pfff, 29 isn’t old and you can never be too old for flirting.
I shoo’ed a butterfly out the window earlier and hit it by accident. Does that make a murderer?
Well, you’re not a murderer if you didn’t kill it. But since it was accidental, I will forgive you. And yes. Men who are 79 are too old for flirting….
I am 78 and resemble that remark!
Well, you’ve got a year to go crazy then. And I’m not quite sure how someone “resembles a remark” 😉
Thanks for the visit on my page!
Great site! Just a bit of unsolicited advice from a slightly older lover of books – don’t ever stop flirting or speaking your mind, if you do, you might lose your sparkle!
Losing my sparkle would be tragic! I shall endeavor to say what I mean while batting my eyes. 🙂 Thanks for reading!
Okay, you’re my Discovery of the Day. Unfortunately, we’ve run out of prizes.
YAY! I gladly accept this honor! Sadly, this is not the first time I’ve been left without a prize….C’est la vie.
haha I love you.
Love you too! 🙂
You sound interesting, and yes, I want to listen to you.
I shall do my best to write things worth listening to…
Great site, please keep at it. Any woman who likes books and Mustangs can’t be half bad.
Thank you! Yeah, They say I’m pretty fun….