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A Non-Proposal

So, I will readily admit that I am much more proficient in writing than I am in actual conversation. Also, I am one of the most impatient people in the world. Which is probably why I just wrote this note to my Rockstar, which I will leave conveniently placed for him in front of the computer so he can read it when he gets home from work: (FYI, I will already be at work)

So, I’ve been thinking. You are of a certain age when you might consider settling down. (Because going to bed at 8:00 is not settled down enough. 🙂 ) I might know someone who will love you and Emmy forever if you want. But just to be clear, she may try to molest you. ALOT. Anyhoo, I was just thinking of this, because she might join the army if you don’t want to love her forever. XOXO

P.S. It’s just a suggestion. I will love you either way.

I think I will be kicking myself tomorrow…


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