Drunkitty Drunk Drunk

After struggling to open my  newly-replaced brandy bottle (check earlier posts to understand), I have proceeded to become increasingly inebriated (is that spelt right?) BEFORE my Rockstar gets home… trying to figure out how exactly to give him something remotely resembling a lapdance (while drunk). H.E.! Could use a little help here…

P.S. I loves you, all my Loveleys!!!!! XOXOXOXO