Having posted a little over 500 posts, I decided it was time to highlight the most popular posts of my blog’s lifetime thus far. I am sure this will only further make popular certain men’s junk.
Now It’s Blake Shelton’s Bulge
With a whopping 2,830 hits, it’s clear that everyone is obsessed with Blake’s vulgar bulge. Everyone, that is, except me. I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole, because with this many people googling it, it most certainly has some undesirable virus.
While I am dismayed that Blake’s netherparts are what have drawn so many readers to my blog, I am quite elated that a story of my own fictional creation has made it this high on the list. Doubtless my indecent imagination is to blame. 🙂
Not one of my best posts, and probably not exactly about whatever it was all those pervs were googling about.
I am pleased that anyone even cares to read about the man, er, the woman behind the curtain. Bless you.
Too, that anyone would care to read about what I adore.
Joe’s Junk and Other Disturbing Search Terms
It really is fucked-up, the things people google. And it’s pretty bad when I think so.
This one was a little ways down on the list, but I figured I’d give y’all a little treat. 😉
Enjoy. XOXO
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