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Sparklebump’s Infinite Playlist(s)

So I love music.

I love many many KINDS of music.

I have almost 700 songs on my MP3 player, and I should really make some playlists, but I like to just put it on shuffle and see what happens.

Here are what my playlists would be if I had them….

Songs I Crank Up:

Everybody Loves Eileen- by Steelheart

Counterfeit God– by Black Label Society

She Loves my Cock– by Jackyl

Legs Up– by Smashed Gladys

Holy Man– by Lita Ford

Tie Your Mother Down- by Queen

Share the Ride– by The Black Crowes

Nonstop to Nowhere– by Faster Pussycat

Songs About Me:

Dirty Little Mind- by Jackyl

About Me lyric: “She’s got a dirty little mind.” (Duh)

Drink in My Hand: by Eric Church

About Me lyric: “If you wanna impress me, Baby, here’s my plan, all you gotta do is put a drink  in my hand.”

Crazy Bitch– by Buckcherry

About Me lyric: “You’re a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I’m on top of it.” (I’m not bragging- that’s what I’ve been told.)

When You’re On Top- by the Wallflowers

About Me lyric:  “Nothing’s ever as good as when you’re on top.” (Again, that’s what I’ve been told.)

Chrome- by Trace Adkins

About Me lyric: “Her favorite color is chrome.” (Because it’s shiny.)

Black No.1- by Type O Negative

About Me lyric: “She’s in love with herself, she likes the dark.”

She Goes Down– by Motley Crue

About Me lyric: “She goes down all night long.” 🙂

Gold– by Prince

About Me lyric: “All that glitters ain’t gold.”

Goddamn Devil– by Ugly Kid Joe

About Me lyric: “I’m the goddman devil, and I do it for free.”

I Get Off– by Halestorm

About Me lyric: “I get off on you getting off on me.”

Jesus and Gravity- by Dolly Parton

About Me lyric: “I’ve got somethin’ liftin’ me up, somethin’ holdin’ me down, somethin’ to give me wings, somethin’ to keep my feet on the ground… I got Jesus and gravity.”


My Rockstar’s Love Song List:

What Love Can Do– by Warrant

Love lyric: “I used to dream x-rated, now I only dream of you in my arms…. It makes us crazy, makes us blind, makes me call your phone a hundred times- that’s what love can do.”

Girl From Oklahoma- by Steel Panther

Love lyric : “Baby suck my balls all night.”

Tonight- by Sugarland

Love lyric: “I know how it feels to breath with you beside me.”

All I’m Dreamin’ Of- by Black Stone Cherry

Love lyric: “All I’m dreamin’ of is good times, good friends, and somebody to love.”

Take It Easy– by Andy Taylor

Love lyric: “Always love the clothes you wear, I can’t say that you turn me on, but why not stay all night long?”

Give Me Love– by Jasmine Cain

Love lyric: “You call to say you need attention, you know it’s more than I can give….. I hear you whisper in the night,’ Give me love, give me peace, let me have a voice to speak.'” (He’s right. I DO need alot of attention)

So Hott– by Kid Rock

Love lyric: “I want to fuck you like I’m never gonna see you again.”


My Karaoke List:

A Broken Wing- by Martine McBride

Don’t Stop Believin’- by Journey (technically, I like the Steel Panther version better)

The Way You Make Me Feel– by Michael Jackson (Hee-hoo!)

Heartbreaker– by Pat Benatar

If Looks Could Kill– by Heart

Hot Child in the City– by Nick Gilder

Adonai- by Avalon

Love is Forever– by Slaughter

“Fuck you” songs:

Fuck You- by Cee Lo Green (obviously)

Riptide– by Sick Puppies

Fuck You lyric: “I won’t justify the way I live my life….’cause you’re the one drowning, I like where I’m at on my back floating down in my own riptide,. The water is fine.”

Devil in Disguise– by Danielia Cotton

Fuck You lyric: “The last thing you’ll see of my is my backside.”

The Inside– by Jasmine Cain

Fuck You lyric: “You’re tryin’ so damn hard to make me belive you got somethin’ I need , as if I give a shit.”

Uprising-by Muse

Fuck You lyric: “They will not control us, we will be victorious.”

The Emperor’s New Clothes– by Sinnead o’Connor

Fuck You lyric: “I will live by my own policies…. through their words they will be exposed.”


I may have to do a part two to this…






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How lucky I am that at my new job I have a Shift Manager who has kids that aren’t hers, swears like a trucker, likes the band Jackyl, and won’t take no shit. She’s like an un-Sparkley version of me! This is gonna be awesome!


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