Before you say that no one even knows who these proverbial They are, let me just say- this time, I can actually clarify who “They” , in fact, are.
It seems while I’ve been pretending to be too busy writing my November novel to write on my blog, I have become more popular than ever before, so much so, that I received two, yes, count them, TWO blog awards in the same day! Just a few days ago. I did not immediately respond, because I was sadly, working, and going to concerts, and masturbating. (Ok, I only said that last thing to make sure you were paying attention.)
Anyhoo, Archon over there in his Den bestowed upon me the You’re a Winner! Award, which requires me to do nothing but appreciate, which I most certainly do, since without Archon, I would only receive comments from one Pouring My Art Out, which is, in itself, not something to complain about, but I like to think that Archon and PMAO are fighting over who will eventually win my hand in virtual blogospherial matrimony. (Yes, that is my histrionica kicking in there.) Both are unfailingly loyal in being the only two bloggers to “Like” and comment on every single post I make. John used to silently appreciate me, but he has more important things to waste his time on. (I know, I can’t think of anything either.) Whatever, the point is- Thanks, Grumpy Dude!
Too, I was awarded the Liebster Award by honeyimalesbian, a blogger who I am ashamed to admit I did not know existed until I received said award. (Isn’t it nice to be appreciated by people you didn’t know about?) I appreciate her just as greatly, and shall make an effort to further get to know the workings of her inner mind.
As always, there are rules that come with the Liebster Award, which I most certainly do not intend to fully abide by. Nominating fellow bloggers is one, where I will hereby direct you to the right of your screen to click on a blogger of your choosing from my blogroll. Secondly, I am to answer the ten questions asked of me by Honey, and here they are:
1. Where would you love to go on a trip?
Neverland, Wonderland, and Chicago. In that order.
2. What did you want to be when you grew up? Did you do it?
An artist, a writer, a rancher, an actress, a mother, a wife, a stripper, and then a writer again.
Maybe I will do it, if I ever grow up.
3. When and why did you start blogging?
A little over two years ago, because a coworker started a blog and I thought I could do it better, and because I have a lot of opinions nobody wants to know.
4. Are you a foodie?
I love food, it is my nemesis.
5. When was your first kiss??
I kissed a girl and I like it, when I was very young.
I kissed a boy when I was 15, and didn’t like it as much.
6. What do you read/ watch when you are in a creative funk?
Other people’s blogs/ Sex and the City. Because everyone else’s lives are much more desirable than my own.
7. Introvert? Extrovert?
I am an introvert stuck in an extrovert’s body. Or at least my boobs are extroverted.
8. What is your favorite season?
The one when I get the most presents. Or feel like giving them.
9. Coffee or Tea?
I don’t think anything with whip cream, chocolate, and caramel added can really be considered coffee anymore.
10. Whats the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
Loved me even when I continued to be a neurotic, fucked-up, self-absorbed nincompoop.
Now, I’m supposed to ask 10 questions of my own of all the people I didn’t nominate, but I don’t have time for that shit. I have a book to write. XOXO
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