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Playing Tag

I awoke this morning with absolutely no idea in my head about what to write. This sometimes happens after working a 14 hour day. Luckily, Edward Hotspur must have been reading my thoughts across the miles, because he tagged me in his post. According to his rules, I’m only supposed to answer one of his questions, but that would make for a very short post, now wouldn’t it? As far as tagging other people, I am tagging every one of you, my Lovely Readers. You can link on back to my post if you answer any questions, and then we can both be more famous. And now for the question and answer part of this session:

1.What do you regret having done?

I do not regret the things I have done, but only the things that I haven’t. There are much too many of those things to list, so let’s just nevermind about that.

What would you change if you could go back and change it?

If I had that kind of power, I would have been born with blue eyes. Then my dad woulda been mad because neither he nor my mother have blue eyes, and THAT woulda been funny.

 Have you ever been scared of anything?

I used to be ascared of the dark not long ago, but I made friends with the monsters under my bed now. Now I’m only ascared of such things like going places where there are large groups of people and trying to get any kind of a loan.

 When have you been the happiest in your life?

I’m always fucking happy goddammit!!!!!!

 What is your favorite position?

Curled up in a ball reading a book. Otherwise, standing in a pair of heels. Oh, was that a sexual question? I guess my answers the same- standing in a pair of heels. That or having my hair pulled while I’m being done doggy-style.

 How many sexual partners have you had?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that answeringing honestly might make me look… frivolous.

 What is your credit card number, including expiration date and that three-digit code off the back?

My Victoria’s Secret card number is468957357. Feel free to try and use it, because for some reason it won’t work for me anymore. I think it may have something to do with the fact that I owe them $2800. If you are feeling philanthropic, you may pay it off for me.

 Who do you think you are?

I’m me. Duh. And you are you. In case you were confused about who YOU are.

 Do these pants make me look fat?

Wait, what pants?

 What is your favorite thing about yourself?

The fact that I’m alot smarter than alot of people, but still have alot to learn. You thought I was going to say my boobs, didn’t you? No, that is everyone ELSE’s favorite thing about me.

 Who in the blogosphere is your favorite person?

What a silly question. Me, of course. And then you. And just to clear up any confusion, I am YOUR favorite person in the blogosphere too, right? XOXO


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Tag, I’m It

Here is the sequal to my post from earlier today. Breezy K over in Canada tagged me, and here are her questions that I have answered, since you all still don’t know enough about me:

1. Are you left or right-handed? Do you play into either stereotype?

I am right-handed when writing, however, while masturbating or giving hand jobs, I use my left hand for some reason.

As far as stereo-types go, the only one I know of is that supposedly left-handed people are smarter. Since I am smarter than most people, (and definitely smarter that any leftys I’ve known) clearly I do not play into that stereotype.

2. Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?

I am an introvert posing as an extrovert. What that means is that extrovertism is my defense mechanism  (ha, that rhymed) and if you asked anyone that knows me, they would never say that I am shy, because only I know the truth.

3. Who would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?

Grilled cheese, hands down. The best way to judge the strength of foods is to see what it does to your poops. And since consuming multiple grilled cheeses would cease a normal person’s ability to poop, I would say that is a pretty good deciding factor, wouldn’t you? (By the way, I poops at parties sos nobody knows it.)

4. Who is your favourite Kardashian sister and why? (AND DON”T SAY NO ONE)

I shall have to say Khloe, because she is the only one I know the name of besides Kim, and I detest Kim. (I’m sorry, Breezy!)

5. Do you write anything else outside of your blog?

I wrote a short story that’s being published, thanks to Gillian Colbert, and I’ve written lots of other stuff. Sadly, all the other stuff is imprisoned in my head.

6. Are you a vegetarian? have you tried meat substitutes?

I have considered becoming a vegetarian because most of the time the thought of eating something that previously had a face gets to me if I think about it too much. That and the fact that the only real meat I like anyway is turkey and chicken. Oh, and Man Meat. But I try not to use my teeth on that….

7. Who is your biggest role model/inspiration in life?

This is a toughy for me, because I strive to not be like anyone else… but Dolly Parton, Audrey Hepburn, and Mother Theresa come to mind.

8. What is your favourite junk food?

I cannot answer this question, as most of the food that I consume is considered junk by most people. I, on the other hand, just consider it sustanence.

9. Who is your favourite band/singer? and have you seen them in concert?

My favorite singer is Martina McBride, because she sings like an angel; and yes, I’ve seen her in concert 3 times, and cried every single time.

My favorite band is Black Stone Cherry, because they have yet to write a song I don’t like. I actually just found out that they’re coming to town soon, but sadly, their tickets are exhorbitantly priced…. I shall take any donations offered if anyone should like me to witness their fantastical musical abilities.

10. Do you have any brothers or sisters?

I have two sisters that I haven’t seen in over a decade, and a brother who is my best friend. I believe if all four of us were to converge in one place, the fucked-up-edness of all of us combined would make the world implode.

11. What is your favourite (non-sexual) thing about the opposite sex?

Non-sexual…. non-sexual…. hmmm….I suppose I love the fact that guys can hang out and meet new guys without being completely obvious about the fact that they think they’re better than the other guy. Women, on the other hand, get all bitchy and cuntish if they are threatened by another woman. (Except for me, because I love everybody and don’t feel threatened because I am so obviously superior to all. 😉  )

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