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A Drunken Love Song To Me

So, I was just deleting old texts from my phone and came across this. I’ve told my Rockstar that he isn’t the perfect man until he writes me a song.When he sent this, he was away for the night and drank half a bottle of Evan Williams. It’s sooo romantic….

“My baby got triple D’s.

Ya know those tities too much 4 me.

But I like to bury my face in them anyway.

I do the tity wap slap tity squeez grab

fuck the mountains on you.”

P.S. I never said he could spell. 😉


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