Open Letter To Despicable You, Dr. Tara Knowles


Oh most vile and detestable of all fictional television characters, Tara Knowles,

(Otherwise known as Jax’s love interest in Sons of Anarchy)

Let me begin by saying that I have loathed you from the first. First episode, first sighting, first monstrous scowl.

I began watching Sons of Anarchy as I suppose many fans have- on Netflix. I can say from the very first episode, I abhorred you and your self-righteous attitude. I might add that too, I have repudiated the forehead crease that is forever present on your bitchy face. It is because of said crease, and not your unlikable self that I have long wished that a ghastly and atrocious demise might have visited you in the first season, and then second, and third, and so on. Sadly, we can’t all have what we wish for, now can we, Dr. Knowles? Hmmmm?

I understand your desire to be forever united nakedly with your equally fictional love interest, Jax Teller. After all, he is quite easy on the eyes, and his character, though questionably written, is endearing and sweet. However, you should know by now that you cause him (to almost quote Sinnead O’Connor) more sorrow alive than you would dead. It seems harsh, I know, but think on it for a moment- if you were to meet an untimely death by, say having a runaway van run over your head, the next episode might find Jax seeking comfort in the puss of some woman much hotter than you, and you could still be afforded an open-casket funeral, since tire tracks across your face would blend in quite nicely with the significant wrinkle already between your eyebrows.

Instead of being an acceptable Old Lady to your hot biker man, and trying to emulate his tough and respected equally hot fictional mother, Gemma, you, Miss Knowles, have stooped to low-down and wretched acts that I cannot even mention. (because it would spoil the show for those not yet caught up.) Let us just say that I do NOT feel bad that Jax cheated on you while you were forced to muff-dive in jail, because even an older, stretched-out madame is of more interest than you. You’re all “oh, boohoo, I’m not happy being part of the MC” and “boohoo, I hate my mother-in-law”. Suck it up, bitch. Nobody likes their MIL, but not everybody is so lucky to have a pretty bad-ass built in family.

I’m hoping that the writers of SOA will find it in their hearts to put you and I out of our misery and kill you off in (PLEASE!) the next episode or two. I would even be willing to play the part of a vixenish assassin hired to dispose of you, only to wind up  being the TRUE love of Jax’s life. Whatever happens, Dr. Knowles, I just thought you needed to know that even though you aren’t real, there are people out there you harbor real animosity toward you. Having the same last name as Beyonce’ doesn’t help in the least.

Malevolently,

Sparklebumps

 

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23 responses to “Open Letter To Despicable You, Dr. Tara Knowles

  1. Sidney

    Let me also add I hated how F’in unbelievable it was that a surgeon would marry an outlaw biker. No way in hell that happens in real life. I don’t care if they were high school sweethearts. That was the most fake aspect of the entire series.

  2. Sidney

    I feel the same way about my stuck up bitch of a sister in law who ruined my brother’s relationship with me and my mom and dad. It was so eery watching the show because this bitch Tara tried to destroy Jax’s relationship with his mom just like my bitch sister in law did in real life.

  3. Dr. Tara Knowles, the worst, most pathetically weak whinny character on TV…….Oh, How I miss Gemma xoxo

  4. NoPansyHere

    You wrote my exact thoughts on that moronic psycho! I actually just got to season 5, and like most people, from the very first episode, I cringed at the sight of her. She was clearly obsessed with Jax from the moment she laid eyes on him. She is also the most unattractive out all the prostitutes, Old Lady’s, and random whores, which made her obsession over Jax even more annoying.

    A tiny few reasons that makes Tara such a lowlife waste who hides behind her doctoral title:

    1. The moment she laid eyes on Jax again, knowing he was basically a thug (though I love him!), her dirty panties were drenched, and she used every tactic to throw her ass at him until he finally bedded her.

    2. She is pathetic and weak and a fake wannabe badass. She only makes half-assed attempts to stand up for herself when she knows she is protected or has backup. She is incredibly weak and frail looking and best off to stick to being an iota of a professional.

    3. She went off on several maniacal, psychotic episodes. I mean, she is a total POS who has no control over herself.

    4. Gemma told the sick bytch to get on the pill. Instead, this grown adult “Doctor” chooses to be totally sexually irresponsible and get knocked up by this promiscuous hotty Jax because she just HAD to have HIS seed so that the ex wouldn’t be the only one who had a baby with him. Then this sick bytch goes to abort the baby she clearly planned. Then, when her belly was about to kicked by the kidnapper, she pleaded for the man to not kick her because she pregnant! WTF whore! She used her almost aborted baby to save her ass when she had been moments from an abortion, then she decides to keep the baby to anchor herself to Jax! Gross!

    5. She totally claimed another woman’s child while denying the birth mother with no regard to what it could do to the child in the long run. She should have loved Abel enough to see that his CLEAN mother had a right to see him so he could be loved by more than just her. As a doctor, she should know more than anyone that drug abuse is a mental illness and that mother is NOT faultless, but damn it, that sick b*** Tara needs to let that mother co-parent or at least simply visit! Tara just wanted Abel as another way to anchor herself to Jax and obsess. Once she had her own, she Is only all over Abel when showing off for Jax, or using him as a weapon against the REAL mother and grandmother. GROSS!

    5. She eye-fcuked the prostitute when the prostitute had walked in on her and Jax having sex in the bathroom. She was so disgusting and psychotic for that to stare at that girl so evilly while having sex in a potty stall. Classy whore, Tara is not. But what topped her sick visual molestations was when she did it to Gemma when Jax took the gavel. GROOOOSSSS sick bytch!

    6. Just to eff with Gemma and obsess over Jax, she put “her” boys in danger instead of leaving town and making a safe home for them elsewhere. FCUK YOU for that you worthless CNUT!!! That’s like staying in a burning building with your children and refusing to leave until your significant other leaves too. ARE YOU KIDDING ME SLUT!???

    I can keep going on but she’s not with the time I’ve already spent on this. You guys all get the picture; except the 1% who find motivation and courage by watching weak Tara make half-assed, yet cowardly, attempts to man up!

    • HAHA! Those were all my thoughts exactly!

    • Amanda

      I think I love you! I definitely could not have said it better myself! I HATE THAT CUNT!!!!

      • Anonymous

        Omg!! This is awesome. I see so many peep that adore her. And the “Jax and Tara” relationship. How?! Worst casting ever!!! Where did they get this ugly, scowl-faced b*tch! Loathe her character…. Even more so as Jax’s wife. Sad, but I actually like when Jax cheats on her.

      • HAHA, I cheered when Jax cheated on her, too!

    • tara always struck me as sort of an afterthought character. like the scriptwriter’s attempt to add a moral compass to the story, only he wrote her parts after he was all sloppy drunk. truth be told the most memorable scene about Tara (aside from how she ended which was… unfortunate, but entertaining) had nothing to do with her lines or character. it had everything to do with me thinking about how awesome her pouty lips would look wrapped around my thick, hard, unwashed cock at the end of a nice day hauling scrap metal out of the dump.

  5. Sunny

    Oh my god!!! Yassss thank you!! I found this post while being so frustrated with the character only like 10 episodes into the show. I’m glad I’m not alone on the Tara hate train!!

  6. chris

    She knew what she was getting herself into!!!!!

  7. Amanda

    Hahahaha I think I love you!!! I actually run a “DIE TARA” group on FB! Lmao as usual, I could not agree with you more 💋💋💋

  8. Happy to know that I am not alone hating Tara! I agree with you, I hated her on the first show, first time I saw her, disliked her a lot. She’s like cancer, slowly kills everything around. I am at season 4, started SOA about 2 weeks ago with my BF and we both hate her. Of all the characters, she’s the most dangerous for Jax and for the MC. The fact that she read the letters and never gave them to Jax, (so far at least), I resent her more. How dare she decide for him. stupid little selfish bitch! Just so she can have more power to get him out! She a dangerous nemesis to all, worse than Stahl, at least we knew Stahl was a bitch she wasn’t hiding herself like Tara does.

  9. I despise the dead doctor

    This was the most amazing post.
    I adore you for expressing what quite a few of us felt about this awful character. The fact that people defend this character and critize every other one in the series shows how blind they were to all of Tara’s faults and there were many of them. She derserved that fork to the skull, allowing her husband to take fall for choices she made…blaming him for what she became after being warned to leave over and over again. I was never team Tara or Gemma the women on the show constantly pissed me off. None more then this whiner and hypocritical snobby bitch. So again thank you! I applaud you so much xD

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  11. Tara's biggest fan!

    Fuck you and this post. Tara loved Jax more than anything. He chose the MC and his ‘mommy’ over a girl who could have and should have done way better. But instead trusted her heart that she could wait out and he would change. Became a mother to his first son while he left her alone to have his second while he was in the pin. Because of him and his false promises she lost the use of her hand that provided an out for their family, lost the love of her life to his club and bitch slut control freak druggie mom…and chose to raise her sons HIS sons so much she was the clear conscience he couldn’t be she was loyal to her role as a mother over herself and her piece of shit cheater ass husband. She lost her life trying to do what he wanted but couldn’t. She went to jail for his club duties and see how being loyal to her husband and the mc got her….it turned her into gemma which was the level she had to get on….to protect her sons from their father just like gemma did. She was the best thing that ever happened to jax, those boys, the mc, & charming! She’s the only thing that DID make sense in that show. She sacrificed everything for love and just when her husband decided to be a man and take credit for all the shit he’d caused her to do and become… once again crack hore slut bitch mom protects her baby boy….

    For u to say she is ugly and deserved to die.. you must be a gemma skank ass bitch that gets off by homewrecking real relationships and it helps you sleep at night because you have NO respect or pride for yourself. If u hate her so much you must love Wendy. Well, I hope you are the pussy jax runs too and have a mother in law like gemma that stalks ur ass and leaves u know room to be alone wirh ur man or ur kids and u get stuck between becoming a bitch or serving as an old lady with no place ro speak ur mind if a man doesnt allow it…. u must think porns a real buisness of respect and killing innoscent people for sport is fun too huh?

    I just thought I’d be the one to stand up for Tara and what she stood for on a page that everyone seems to have lost their minds and be Gemma themsleves. I wish u the best in your life…because tight pussy and a pretty face only gets you so far until youre used up stretched out and he throws ur wringly ass out. Then what do u have to show for respecting urself??

    • Ah hem. I assume that you love to troll the blogs and post your various rants and I applaud your audacity. However, when doing so, you might want to run your little speech through spell checker. This may help make your “whine” more palatable for the rest of us loyal Sparklebumps readers who refrain from upchucking vitriol. As it so happens, I have taken it upon myself to edit your rant myself.

      Fuck you and this post (well said, your opinion is duly noted.) Tara loved Jax more than anything. He chose the MC and his ‘mommy’ (double quotes are needed here for emphasis, not single as you are not nesting a quote here. Actually it should be in italics, but I digress) over a girl who could have and should have done way better. But (You are using a conjunction as the beginning of a sentence, where you should actually be using a comma as the connecting punctuation instead) instead trusted her heart that she could wait out (wait out what exactly?) and he would change. Became a mother to his first son while he left her alone to have his second while he was in the pin (Are you making a list here? If so, you need to make that more clear. Otherwise honey, this is a sentence fragment). Because of him and his false promises (Insert comma) she lost the use of her hand that provided an out for their family, lost the love of her life to his club and bitch slut control freak druggie mom (GREAT use of language here. Applause)…(Delete and use a comma. The ellipses here make little sense as you are continuing your very long list of offenses) and chose to raise her sons HIS (punctuation my dear) sons so much she was the clear conscience he couldn’t be (insert comma) she was loyal to her role as a mother over herself and her piece of shit cheater ass husband (This is also a run on sentence). She lost her life trying to do what he wanted but couldn’t. She went to jail for his club duties and see how being loyal to her husband and the mc got her….(Are you asking us a question here?) it turned her into gemma (I believe this is a proper noun. Proper nouns require capitalization, which we have all learned in Kindergarten) which (this requires a preceding comma as you are using it as a conjunction) was the level she had to get on…. (tsk tsk again with the ellipses. I think you need to review a punctuation book) to protect her sons from their father just like gemma (Now this is just getting ridiculous. Capitalization girl, capitalization) did. She was the best thing that ever happened to jax (poor Jax is a proper noun, whatever shall we do?!), those boys, the mc, & charming! She’s (this is just a mess) the only thing that DID make sense in that show. She sacrificed everything for love and just when her husband decided to be a man and take credit for all the shit he’d caused her to do and become… once again crack hore (does she study plants?) slut bitch mom protects her baby boy…. (again what wonderful sophisticated language).

      For u (oh dear, it seems as if you forgot how to spell too) to say she is ugly and deserved to die.. you must be a gemma (Capitalization!) skank ass bitch that gets off by homewrecking (this actually hyphenated, just in case you want to call other random people on the internet this, you might as well spell it right. Also are you juxtaposing the TV show onto someone else’s real life? Because this is an indication of a mental illness, which I highly suggest you be seen for) is (is? I don’t get it?) a real relationships (one or many relationships? My dear, it seems as if you can’t keep Sparklebump’s life and yours correct anymore) and it helps you sleep at night (are you psychic? Do you know MY sleeping patterns? Please do tell) because you have NO respect or pride for yourself (Again, are you psychic? You should be making money off of this. I mean of course you know a person from one blog post. It makes so much sense. Maybe you should have your own TV show! You can invite Gemma to be your sidekick!). If u (you) hate her so much you must love Wendy. Well, I hope you are the pussy jax (capitalization dear) runs too (two o’s indicated that you are saying also here. This is incorrect as you are indicating Jax is running towards someone, that is one o as in “to”) and have a mother in law (mother-in-law) like gemma (Poor Gemma. She isn’t even a proper person) that stalks ur (your) ass and leaves u (you) know (the correct form here is “no.” Know means to be aware of) room to be alone wirh ur (with your) man or ur (your) kids and u (your…oh dear, it seems as if you forgot how to use basic English. Maybe a refresher course is needed) get stuck between becoming a bitch or serving as an old lady with no place ro (ro? what is ro?) speak ur (your) mind if a man doesnt allow it…. u (you) must think porns (you are making a contraction here. Sorry honey, it doesn’t work that way. It should be “porn is”) a real buisness (a new word! I’ll alert Webster immediately) of respect and killing innoscent (are you smelling them?) people for sport is fun too huh? (Oh I’m sorry, this was a legitimate question?! I got all confused in your lack of basic grammar and punctuation and sophisticated language. I also reiterate my mental illness perception, because obviously someone’s opinion about a fictional TV character and show automatically means that person becomes exactly like those fictional characters in that fictional TV show. Who woulda thunk?!).

      I just thought I’d be the one to stand up for Tara (oh yes, because a fictional character on a fictional TV show needs someone like you to stand up for her. Bravo. Bravo) and what she stood for on a page that everyone seems to have lost their minds and be Gemma themsleves (I have no idea what you are saying here? We are all Gemma? Oh geez, someone better let God know he fucked up and cloned a fictional character). I wish u (you) the best in your life (Awww you too honey, you too)…because (a) tight pussy and a pretty face only gets you so far until youre (you’re) used up (comma) stretched out and he throws ur (your) wringly (A wringly ass?! What is this new adjective? I have never seen a wringly ass before?! Pictures?!)ass out. Then what do u (you) have to show for respecting urself (yourself)?? (Again, I’m not exactly sure what you are asking here? Are you asking if Sparklebumps is able to have a lovely and normal life after surviving your fictional view about herself and her current life? Is she able to respect herself because she is a human being with opinions and uses a blog to post those opinions? Is she able to respect herself after your little “rant” because she actually knows how to write a post with correct punctuation and grammar and logical sense? Is she able to continue to have healthy relationships in her life because she doesn’t fixate on a fictional character in a fictional TV show? Does she respect herself because she is able to be a dignified writer who doesn’t troll other people’s blogs and leave disgusting, vile, vitriolic, hateful, and inhumane comments? Is that what you meant? Oh good. I thought so.)

      • Tara's biggest fan!

        I found this quite humorous that you took the time to read and edit my entire rant only to point out sarcasm and edit grammatical errors on an online post. It is interesting that you point out MY issues for getting upset about defending a fictional character when you fail to realize you’re the one who took the time to rant about her fictional existence in the first place, my dear. This is the first time I’ve ever posted any comment on a site. How often do you devote your time to said action? I just happened to be googling Tara’s death and this popped up. Congratulations! You’re rant about loathing her is famous! I thought it only fair to make a defense just as well known, don’t you? The pleasure has been all mine to see your pride and joy as an ambitious editor at its finest. I only hope next time you do such a thing, it receives more honorable mention and is for something worthy of acknowledgement. If reminding someone that ‘u’ and ‘ you’ are or are not the same thing is your greatest accomplishment, I am honored to have been a part of your masterpiece. Thank you for your time. Good luck with your life and continue studying the importance of grammar etiquette and online blogging for a fan page.

    • Oh, dear hater, it is very clear that you care so much more than you admit. And to be clear, MY response to you is here at https://sparklebumpsthebookwhore.wordpress.com/2014/11/03/a-response-to-a-hater/

  12. Miss Manda

    OMG I LOVE YOU!!!! Finally another who feels like me. I wont say what happens at the end of season 6, let’s just say I was jumping up and down for joy!!! It is the best scene in the history od Sons of Anarchy, as I too, have HATED TAR TAR from the beginning of the show and LOVED “Bad Ass biker momma Gemma”! I cannot tell you how much I would be hanging out with my mother-in-law if she was even 1/4 as bad ass as Gemma. Tar Tar SUCKS!!!! Her whining gets so annoying. She knew what she was coming back to and if it weren’t for the BEAUTIFUL emding of season 6, I’d had wished they would have found someone MUCH BETTER to play her part. She was the ONLY THING wrong with SOA. Other than her, the show is the best show EVER MADE in the history of television. I love this article, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING IT!!!! XOXOXOX

    • I am sooooo glad someone finally agrees with me! It’s hilarious, because I wrote this letter a few weeks before the season finale, and you see how I mentioned something about stabbing her in the head?! Oddly prophetic, I’d say.

      • Amanda

        By far the best scene on the show ever!!!! The whiny little biatch is FINALLY dead. Bahahahaha! I love it!!! 💜😈💜❤️😍❤️👏👏👏👏 LMAO

  13. Now I’m glad I’ve never seen any SOA. I’d feel obliged to work up a sympathetic hate, and it’s not the only thing I’m not up to any more. 😉

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